Trump Family Legacy Infrastructure Renaming List

A TACO Tuesday Special of Thoughts on the Morning: June 17th, 2025

After watching that joke of a parade I had an epiphany. All the Trump Regime really wants is just recognition to add to their legacy.

And far be it from me to deny them that even after they would be prosecuted, convicted and sentenced. I mean after all they could serve as a reminder for posterity.

For the ancient Greeks and the Romans after them monuments served not only as a glory for the individual they were honoring but as a reminder to future generations on what to strive for. In this case they can serve as example of what not to be in terms of an American citizen.

Also in keeping with the tradition of the Trump family the sites below already exist. Nothing new will be built just the Trump name slapped on something already in the world and then claimed by the First Family of Grifttopia.

Now I can’t take credit for all of these. I put this list out to some of my friends for brainstorming, a few who are government employees and military who wish to remain anonymous. But this is what the collective brain trust has come up with.

Enjoy! :D

Infrastructure Renaming Proposal

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🚻 Public Restrooms & Highway Rest Areas

Donald J. Trump Liberty Leak Zone
Renamed from: I-75 Rest Area, Wood County, OH

Marjorie Taylor Greene Safety & Dignity Pavilion
Renamed from: I-90 Rest Area, Bonneville County, ID

MAGA Freedom Flush Facility
Renamed from: I-80 Rest Area, Council Bluffs, IA

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🗑️ Waste Treatment & Disposal Sites

Donald J. Trump National Garbage Complex
Renamed from: Solid Waste Management Department, Houston, TX

MAGA Legacy Preservation Mound
Renamed from: Republic Services Landfill, Birmingham, AL

Stephen Miller Medical Waste Facility
Renamed from: Stericycle Medical Waste Facility, Bohemia, NY (Long Island)

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🌊 Sewage & Drainage Infrastructure

Trump Family Luxury Drainage Sludgeway
Renamed from: North River Wastewater Treatment Plant, Manhattan, NY

MAGA National Values Removal Facility
Renamed from: Southeast Treatment Plant, San Francisco, CA

Marco Rubio Self Respect Backflow Center
Renamed from: Central District Wastewater Plant, Miami, FL

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☣️ Hazardous Waste Cleanup Sites

Eric Trump Toxic Legacy Zone
Renamed from: San Jacinto River Waste Pits, Harris County, TX

Melania Trump Hazardous Renewal Area
Renamed from: Homestead Air Force Base Superfund Site, Homestead, FL

Donald J. Trump Contamination Correction Complex
Renamed from: Kerr-McGee Chemical Corp Site, Columbus, MS

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🧾 Unemployment Offices

Donald J. Trump, Jr. Opportunity Barn
Renamed from: Workforce Solutions, Tyler, TX

Eric Trump Nepotism-Induced Job Loss Hub
Renamed from: Workforce Solutions, Athens, TX

Donald J. Trump Workforce Collapse Management Center
Renamed from: Florida Department of Economic Opportunity, Miami, FL

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☢️ Nuclear Waste Storage & Disposal Facilities

Trump Family Nuclear Legacy Site
Renamed from: Hanford Site, Washington

Donald J. Trump, Jr. Atomic Heritage Center
Renamed from: Oak Ridge Reservation, Tennessee

Donald J. Trump Nuclear Waste Monument
Renamed from: Yucca Mountain Nuclear Waste Repository, Nevada

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🔒 Prisons

Donald J. Trump Presidential Accommodations Center
Renamed from: Suffolk County Correctional Facility, Riverhead, NY

Trump Family Wellness Retreat
Renamed from: San Quentin State Prison, CA

Eric Trump Accountability Plantation
Renamed from: Mississippi State Penitentiary (Parchman), MS

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